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Old 13th August 2011
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Wink Mari buktikan kalau Bahasa Indonesia itu mudah!



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Kalau anda bilang Bahasa Indonesia sulit, itu tandanya anda keliru. Buktinya? Anda bisa lihat buktinya lewat percakapan antara bahasa Inggris dan Indonesia. Yuk, mari kita sama-sama buktikan kalau Bahasa Indonesia itu mudah ( Just For Fun ).

In English : "Would you care to validate your previous statement?"

In Indonesian : "SUMPE LO?!

In English : "Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand."

In Indonesian : "Nenek lu kiper!

In English : "Would you care to elaborate on that statement?"

In Indonesian : "MAKSUD LOH?!"

In English : "There's a 75% chance I won't make it, I'm far too busy for ur stupid event."

In Indonesian : "Insya Allah gw dateng!"

In English : "The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand."

In Indonesian : "Rapatnya jam 8 coy!"

In English :"Let's try this new SMS scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it"

In Indonesian : "Mama minta pulsa"

In English : "Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you'll find interesting."

In Indonesian : "Giordanonya, Kakaaak!"

In English : "I've stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful."

In Indonesian : "CEKIDOT NDAN"

In English : "I'm so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I'm speechless and in awe."

In Indonesian : "ANJROT!"

In English : "This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this."

In Indonesian : "Sundul, ndan!"

In English : "I definitely won't make it. You guys go and have fun without me."

In Indonesian : "Ntar gue nyusul."

In English : "You're absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already."

In Indonesian : "EMBEER!"

In English : "That's so profound. I can't contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart."

In Indonesian : "Dalem."

In English: " Before I go to the office, i usually take a bath, and then spray parfum all over my body, have breakfast and then I go."

In Indonesian: " Ribettt amat dah!."

In English : " I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that i can't be with you much longer. So please let me go."

In Indonesian: "Lo,gw, N ("end" maksudnya)."



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Old 15th August 2011
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Aahahaha . . . .


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Old 15th August 2011
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tapi kug ada gan gannya yah. ndan donggg...
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Kocak abis ndan..!!!!
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simpel amat y
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In English : "You're absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already."
In Indonesian : "EMBEER!"
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iya ya, gampang bahasa indonesia aja tuh..
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bahsa indonesia emang singkat n gaul
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