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Old 27th August 2011
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Default Mengapa Ada Orang yang Tidak Mau Melayat?

Dusmin tergesa-gesa nyambangi Slamet
Dusmin:"Met �. Udah denger belom, Bapaknya Kardiman meninggal dunia semalem��
Slamet:"Innalillahi wainna ilaihi roojiun�.
Kenapa? Sakit?"
Dusmin:"Bukan�.Denger-denger sihh kelilipan angkot��.Yukkk kita Layat�.. Minimal mengibur Kardiman�."
Slamet: "Sori bro�..Bukannya gak solider...Guwe paling Nggak demen layat�� No way!!"
Dusmin:"Astaghfirullah� Layat atau Takziah itu sangat dianjurkan, Met�..
Apa alasanmu?"
Slamet:"Guwe paling demen menghadiri Resepsi pernikahan�sunatan
Kenapa? Karena yang punya acara menyambut dan menyalami saya�. Kalo layatan,,,Yang punya acara malah tidur doank�.. Keluar aja nggak apalagi Nyalami saya�..
Dusmin (dongkol) :
Jelas aja TIDURRRR�.. yang punya acara khan udah matiiiii....Dasarr kenthir ����.

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disangka tuh mayat sombong
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disangka tuh mayat sombong
udah mampir ndan
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lumayan ndan buat kocok perut
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mayatnya mayat orang kaya kali ndan , sedikit sombong , haha
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alasan yang aneh banget.......
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