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View Poll Results: Jomblo yang manakah anda??
Jomblo Sejati 0 0%
Jomblo Sniper 1 50.00%
Jomblo Negatif 0 0%
Jomblo Biru 0 0%
Jomblo Finale 0 0%
Jomblo Hunter 0 0%
Jomblo Impossible 0 0%
Jomblo Forever 1 50.00%
Jomblo Error 0 0%
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Post Jenis-jenis Status Jomblo
berikut ini saya share
ane tadi baru dapat kabar ndan salah satu anggota geng ane udah jadian
ane baru kelas 8 SMP
dan hanya ane yang jomblo di geng ane anggota geng ane 10 orang
oleh karena itu ane share disini jenis-jenis jomblo

ni ndan jenis-jenis jomblo

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  1. Jomblo Sejati �Jomblo yang satu ini murni belum pernah pacaran, belum mengerti tentang cinta, fokus pikirannya hanya belajar
    dan belum pernah naksir siapa siapa.
    Ciri-cirinya : Kacamata tebal,
    penampilan tidak terjaga, fashion
    berantakan dan sering keliatan korek
    upil didepan umum.
  2. Jomblo Sniper �Jomblo yang ini belum pernah pacaran
    tetapi sudah ada yang sejak lama
    ditaksirnya hanya saja blom berani
    nembak sampe sekarang. Ciri-cirinya :
    Sering tidak keliatan di tempat umum
    karena kurang PD dan nyali, sering
    mangkal ditempat tempat sepi, kadang
    membawa teropong untuk mengintai dan
    terlihat membawa banyak karet gelang
    untuk nembak cicak didinding.
  3. Jomblo Negatif �Yang satu ini baru jadi jomblo setelah
    dipecat (dibacaitinggal/diputusin)
    oleh pacarnya dan berada dalam suasana
    sedih, desprated, dikecewakan, tidak
    bisa terima kenyataan dan membenci
    yang namanya cinta. Ciri-cirinya :
    Gampang sirik, sering kesel, bad mood,
    emosional dan membenci film film
    berbau romantis. So bagi yang lagi
    mesra mesra nya mohon hindari jomblo
    yang satu ini apalagi yang sabet
    mantan pacarnya. VERY DANGEROUS !
  4. Jomblo Biru �Jomblo yang satu ini baru putus
    pacaran secara resmi (sama sama
    merestui) karena uda bosan atau jenuh
    dan lagi kosong. Ciri-cirinya : Wajah
    ceria seperti narapidana yang baru
    bebas, menikmati hidup dan menemukan
    kehidupannya kembali, sering terlihat
    hangout rame rame dan happy happy dan
    banyak lagi, kesimpulannya MERDEKA !
  5. Jomblo Finale �Jomblo yang satu ini uda lagi dekat
    dekatnya dengan seseorang dan hampir
    melepas status kejombloannya. Ciri-
    cirinya : Setiap hari tidak terlepas
    dari cermin, make up, fashion update,
    bodycare, rajin rajin baca zodiak,
    sering senyum senyum sendiri kalo lagi
    baca SMS.
  6. Jomblo Hunter �Jomblo yang ini menikmati kehidupan
    jomblonya dan sering sekali gonta
    ganti pasangan dan jomblo lagi,
    hunting lagi,
    jomblo lagi, hunting lagi dan
    seterusnya�jomblo lagi�
    Ciri-cirinya : Punya bakat selebriti,
    PD abis, daya tarik yang luar biasa,
    terlihat sering tebar pesona sana sini
    dan makanan sehari hari : add friend
    di Friendster.
  7. Jomblo Impossible �Khusus cowok, yang ini berstatus
    jomblo karena yang ditaksirnya adalah
    seseorang yang tidak mungkin didekati
    lagi, seperti selebriti selebriti
    (Britney, JLo, Maskot Kensington),
    istri tetangga, pacarnya konglomerat,
    istri simpanan bos, dll Ciri-cirinya :
    Selalu tampil keren 24 jam sehari 7
    hari seminggu, kalo berbicara seperti
    aktor dan merasa dirinya Tom Cruise.
  8. Jomblo Forever � Khusus cewek, yang ini berstatus
    jomblo karena menunggu dan berharap
    bisa menikahi pria idaman
    seperti :Andy lau,Jang Dong Gun,Brad
    Pitt. Ciri-cirinya : Terlihat menempel
    foto, poster idolanya dimana mana,
    dikamar tidur, kamar mandi, buku
    tulis, wallpaper handphone dan dalam
    dompetnya. Dalam doanya : Jadikanlah
    aku cinderela dan Jang Dong Gun
    Pangerannya.
  9. Jomblo Error �Jomblo ini belum pernah bisa sukses
    pacaran karena asal nembak seseorang
    gagal terus, nembak yang lain ditolak
    terus dan selalu naksir seseorang yang
    sudah ada yang punya. Kacihan deh loe.
    Ciri-cirinya : Selalu keliatan berapi
    api, bernafsu, kalo kenalan langsung
    tawarin tunangan besoknya langsung
    ngajak merried. Kata kata pertama
    sewaktu kenalan : �Hi, kenalan nama
    gue�, married yuk!�


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ane mah jomblo sniper
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saya ga jomblo nih ......
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alhamdulillah ane ga jomblo
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untung ane dah punya pacar ndan
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kan member ceriwis aja pada punya pacar
ane jomblo
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lah , tinggal tembak aja kok susah
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alhamdulillah ane dah punya cewek yg terima ane apa adanya,,,
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kan member ceriwis aja pada punya pacar
ane jomblo
hareee geneee maseeh jombloo ........ ape kate dunieee ......
semangat ............ cari pasangan cewek banding cowok = 4 ; 1...... artinya cewek tuh banyak loh
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